Friday, August 19, 2005

Sarah the Bridezilla?

"To be honest, I don't really like any of the dresses you picked. I would have picked 4 completely different dresses." Something about the dresses not being "sparkly" enough (does she realize that she's getting married at a beach club in MD -- not at the Ritz?) Sounds a bit ungrateful from someone who is having NBC pick up the entire tab on her nuptials...

The bridesmaids' comments were even harsher... "The twisted-up blueberry... I'd rather come out naked than wear that dress." Not sure if the sensors would be down with that.

We give a nod to the eventual pick, dress #3 by Lazaro. At least it wasn't the cabaret-style dress #2 (which we were surprised to hear was Katie's favorite)

It got us thinking about the many years we've been watching the "TODAY throws a [fill in the blank] wedding"...

We think the producers may be running out of good ideas, so here are some of our suggestions:

TODAY Throws a White Trash Wedding

TODAY Throws a Shotgun Wedding

TODAY Throws a Same-Sex Wedding (in Boston, of course)

TODAY Throws a Polygamist Wedding

TODAY Throws a May-December Wedding

TODAY Throws Another Wedding For Elizabeth Taylor/Larry King/etc.

Add your suggestions, if you got 'em.

Thanks to the how-to-be-a-cheapskate segment, we're off to The Gap now to try on a pair of jeans and get a free itunes voucher...


Anonymous Anonymous said...

did you see Katie dressed up in the dress she is going to wear to the wedding? I agree that the red shoes don't go with the beautiful purple dress.

Sometimes that girl from "What not to wear" is really off.

10:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I loved when bridezilla said she liked the red dress, but that it needed some sparkle. Time to bust out the BEDAZZLER!!!

11:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, I'm sure the designers at Lazaro will really appreciate it when Sarah adds a tacky rhinestone brooch to their dress...

11:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

TODAY throws a J-Lo Wedding!

10:40 PM  
Blogger Momentarily_Distracted said...

"TODAY throws a pet wedding for (insert celebrity's name here) dogs."
Scary thought, indeed.

9:17 PM  

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